Funky Trunks – Bashed Blue – Boys Sidewinder Trunks

Bashed Blue

Boys Sidewinder Trunks

• Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined.
• I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
• Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology!
• The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

We have designed this print to help you win unwarranted free throws during waterpolo games. Simply show the referee your body and they will have no choice but to sin bin your opponent for the rest of the match. We’re working on similar uniforms for the English Premier League to assist players who are fouled so that they can show real evidence of their imaginary injuries.